Imagineer
               People often tell me that its so nice not to do the same things over and over again in my kind of job. Well they may not be totally wrong. Especially considering that I left a nice stable, well paying career in IT and jumped into the 'creative' realm of the television industry. Though one always dwells on the grass being greener in other pastures we have our own ups and downs too. But that's not what I'm getting down to here.
              We are the people behind the camera. The people who toil day and night with blood, sweat and tears (well sweat anyway!) in the battles of TRPs, deadlines and creative changes to bring you all those shows on television which you keep flicking with the malevolent remote! We are termed as the unethical bastions of TVdom whose only mission in life is to suck the viewer into the cortex of that Idiot box! Umm..so how far are we from the truth? Let's leave it at that..
                Not to delve into media ethics, let me just talk about some funny incidents that seem to happen with all of us when we are part of a 'Crew'. The Crew is really the magical group of people who bring about the seemingly impossible miracle of the creation- of a film, or a show, an ad or whatever. Unlike a painting or a book, this piece of art is a supreme work of team-art. Everyone contributes in his/her own way to actually bring about something conceived as a simple basic idea. And that applies even to B-grade films. A lot of people have actually slogged to 'create' that visual delight!! So be a bit thoughtful for the 'crew' next time you slam a film! No seriously!

I mean look below -

Tohfa..
Tohfa..
Tohfa..
Tohfa..


             The quintessential Jeetendra song 'Tohfa tohfa' or the one above with Sridevi (Gori Tere Ang Ang Se- If u r keen enough check it out at http://www.mobilemastee.com/desi_videos/video/F-lIXk72izE/watch.html Howlarious!!). Anyways just look at the production value - the dozens and dozens of steel 'kalsis' one atop the other and with an equal number of ugly looking, underpaid extra females dancing around Sridevi and Jeetendra (in horrendously tight pants and white shoes!) Consider this - somebody actually took the pains (and unfortunately the liberty) to 'create' this visual delight which went down into the annals of Indian film history! Somebody must have actually been responsible to find a deserted beach, set up all those shining new kalsis in concentric circles, take auditions for the worst possible looking women from the Junior Artist Assoc. with skills in catching flying kalsis (pl refer link above - its so good its therapeutic!!), decide on the tightest costumes for Mr J, and choreograph the most embarrassing dance steps within those shining stainless steel columns (see- all that glitters is definitely not gold!)  But its no easy task being part of the crew - not the place for the faint hearted! So again I humbly request you not to trash all those films like Blue, Aladdin, Chandni Chowk to China - despite having the worst possible scripts it compensated with a lot of FX and action sequences which is a job that is commendable!
             I am proud to be associated with this industry. I made my choices and my choices made me. In this mean jungle only the fittest survive and I am wading through to my best abilities. 

            On a lighter note let me tell you one amazing experience I had. This was quite some years back when I was working for an ad for a herbal shampoo. When you see ads you know you have all these nicely framed pack shots of the products and their ingredients in superb close-ups. Something like pure white milk (incidentally white paint) being bombarded with almonds or strawberries in nice slow-motion shots. Well it has specialists and special cameras to shoot all those mind boggling shots! So coming back to our herbal shampoo shoot - it had amla in it...not the South African and not the South Indian but the Indian gooseberry as one of the main ingredients. So we needed to shoot some really tight nice close ups of those fruits falling in a glass box filled with water (or glycerin at times). Normally the fruit can look pretty dull. So for camera we needed to give it a sheen so the light could reflect nicely from its surface. So the director asked for some Vaseline which would serve the purpose. We were shooting at Filmistan studios in Goregaon and it was 2 am.  I was one of the asst. directors on the shoot and so me along with another guy took off to find a day-night chemist  to procure a pack of the much needed Vaseline.  

 Amla

CUT TO - we reach this 24-hour-open chemist nearby. I proudly went up to him with this production guy along with me and boldly asked the person behind the counter for a 'bada' pack of Vaseline! Imagine the plight of the chemist - 2 guys in the dead of the night asking for a bottle of vaseline -that too 'bada' pack! He eyed me and that guy suspiciously but eventually produced a pack scrutinizing our Dostana! Suddenly I realized the entire suspicion behind his eyes and explained we needed it for shooting purposes. And then we came back 'straight' to the set laughing out loud. :-)


 The Culprit 
6 Responses
  1. Roli Says:

    good one harshad... wanted to say that abt. ur previous article as well... continue writing... tc


  2. Amey Says:

    You should have told him you needed vaseline to put it on amla and seen his reaction to that ;)


  3. Imagineer Says:

    @Roli - thx Rolls! will keep it 'Roll'ing.
    @Amey - he'd prob hv needed a taste of his own medicine from his own shop!!


  4. Pitu Says:

    HAHAHA, awesome :D I'll never look at Vaseline the same way!


  5. Murti Says:

    hehe.. nice one.. the tohfa example is 2 gud :)


  6. Unknown Says:

    Heard this story yesterday on a radio station over here and thought about your blog post! :)

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126655028&ft=1&f=2


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